The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.
by Kidsturk April 30, 2007
a derogatory term for a black person.
Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
by powersurge September 17, 2012
Yet another term to define African-American people. Far, far less offensive than the "N" word and can be used much more dicreetly.
Holy shit this bar is filled with Monday's!! Let's get the fuck out of here.
Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile
Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile
by Mr. Richard Smoker March 24, 2008
by dbree801 March 22, 2010
A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.
(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008
by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021