Mokes

MOKES: a group of loud mouth fags that think they can fight...just yelling at each other and doing nothing about it...cant control their alcohol, think they can do whatever they want..yelling where their from when no one gives a shit...and having big stock trucks with bass and acting hard with their shirts off and their all skinny

most kids from Walton New York Mokes
credit goes to xon808

by Derek Staber December 18, 2010

Moke

When a woman chokes on the male organ

Cindy Moked on Tom at the party

by Bob Frapples November 11, 2003

moked

Smoked, ugly, burned bitch. Scandalous.

You're moked.
That bitch is moked

by Arbi BZ December 8, 2004

Moke

Cigarette preferably a Newport 100

Gimme a Moke

by Fuzii Nugz December 1, 2003

Mokes

This means that something is fine by you if someone asks you to do something for you or you are doing them a favour.

"Can you pass the remote?"
"Mokes."
*passes remote control*

by CHARcoal September 4, 2006

Moke

Another name for a cigarette or a smoke.

"Wanna moke?"

"Sure light me one!"

by Mynamesblurryface21 December 29, 2016

Moke Philosophy

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.

Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)

by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019