MOKES: a group of loud mouth fags that think they can fight...just yelling at each other and doing nothing about it...cant control their alcohol, think they can do whatever they want..yelling where their from when no one gives a shit...and having big stock trucks with bass and acting hard with their shirts off and their all skinny
by Derek Staber December 16, 2010
by Bob Frapples November 12, 2003
You're moked.
That bitch is moked
That bitch is moked
by Arbi BZ December 08, 2004
This means that something is fine by you if someone asks you to do something for you or you are doing them a favour.
by CHARcoal September 04, 2006
by Mynamesblurryface21 December 30, 2016
A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
by SuperUber255 January 17, 2019