Meercat

An unexpected erection.

"I was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!"

by unpredictibubble November 8, 2011

Mercedes

Mercedes is a very, gorgeous, smart, intelligent, hilarious, loving, caring, pretty, beautiful and perfect girl. Mercedes is also very sexy

Jacob loves Mercedes so much

by Hockey1403 April 12, 2017

Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

Mercer Middle School

Everyday there's some kind of chicken sandwich. Even the doritos taste like chicken. Its actually pretty good tho. Just strangely the same.

Mercer Middle School is where I learned everything tastes like chicken.

by Its Me I'm Here August 31, 2017

Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.

A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses

by cooliofoolio13425 June 26, 2015

penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022

Merched

I stand on what I said

I love Justin Bieber and it’s merched.

by joeexoticc November 22, 2020