The Ultimate Spider-Man who was bitten by a radioactive spider when doing graffiti in the subway with his uncle (who was shot by a fat bitch called kingpin). He has been known to be the replacement of the original Spider-Man, since he was killed by the fat kingpin piece of crap.
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ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'
JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'
ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'
JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'
ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'
JEFF: 'thats what she said!'
ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'
TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'
ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'
JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'
TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'
ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'
TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'
ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'
TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'
ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'
TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'
ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'
TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'
JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'
ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'
ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'
JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'
ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'
JEFF: 'thats what she said!'
ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'
TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'
ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'
JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'
TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'
ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'
TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'
ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'
TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'
ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'
TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'
ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'
TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'
JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'
ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
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He was able to earn more frequent fucker miles in his own mind, in a shorter time, than anyone who had ever lived.
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James- "Dude, I just crammed 23 M-80s into that mailbox!"
KAPLOOEY!!!
Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"
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Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"
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