Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

Microwave

a weed smoking game. the rules are as follows: get several people to stand in a line. Fire up a joint and take a hit. Hold it in and pass it on. You cannot let it out until it has come back to you. During this time you must also be spinning around constantly as if in a microwave. Repeat several times. Best done in a hotbox situation.

EDMUND: i say how does a quick game of microwave sound to you chaps?
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.

by madtie2 September 30, 2009

microwave

A motherfucking glock or gun..

That bitch had the microwave all in his grill..

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007

microwave

Haxor jargon meaning a server box full of drunken HD

<Paul>Man you're fucking getting on my nerves
<Robert>stfu man or I'mma grad your microwave!

by El-Tea August 4, 2004

Microwaved

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

Microwave

A fucking lovely utensil use for kys and cooking yeast infected bread

My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman

by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019