shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005

Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.

Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.

by El Muneco May 7, 2009

French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014

oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

by jcpdude May 18, 2011

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018