Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

by Bronic October 2, 2008

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

Alphabetical Messaging

Another Word For Text Messaging.

ie; T9, abc.

Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.

Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home.

by ThatThatThat March 3, 2009

Mossiping

A combination of messing and gossip. When somebody hears part of a conversation and misinterprets the content, subsequently spreading a falsehood to multiple other people.

Ollie and Danny said Tom looked shit hot, but Josh was Mossiping and mistakingly spread they called him shit

by ArseBandit69 March 31, 2020

Massimine

Last name of theatre producer Christopher Massimine. Generally used as a verb to describe someone who "fails upward," through a combination of chutzpah and fake credentials. But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ec

By adding a masters degree and a Tony award to my resume, I massimined myself into this new job and doubled my income!

by outdoorart August 20, 2021

messinger

A complete waste of life; A hack. A follower who tries to lead others down a path of self promotion.

Mike completely fouled up the opportunity, pulled a classic messinger.

by squarebob January 30, 2024

Missining

Missining is a term used to express lack of dreams. This term is used by people that "don't dream" and people that never remember their dreams.

I woke up this morning with excitement but I was missining last night, so now I don't know what got me excited!

by Wdkatheory June 20, 2024