Merc 

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times

Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day

Merc by 4zzzzz September 11, 2022

Merc 

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

Merc by NotUcas April 12, 2023

Merc 

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.

I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?

Merc by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024

merc

the guy every Discord server calls the best staff they’ve ever had; reliable, fair, and always there when things go down

Thank god merc was online, the server would’ve exploded without him

merc by quantumercs October 16, 2025

Merc work 

This is hired muscle or private warrior jobs.

There are some ex-Delta Force types, you can hire in Fayetteville to take care of the merc work, the bandits by oil line problem.

Merc work by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

merc'd 

Basically to have gotten fucked up.

see: merc

It comes from the word "mercenary".

Motherfucker got merc'd.

merc'd by kgst February 10, 2010

merc noodle 

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.

We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.

merc noodle by ttimechat January 5, 2018