merc noodle

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.
We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.
by ttimechat January 05, 2018
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eyekake

The sexual act where one person holds open their eye lids so that another might ejaculate on their eye ball.
Dude, you've got so much sleep gunk in your eye you look like you got eyekaked last night.
by ttimechat January 05, 2018
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