mingus moment

A moment when you reach your peak of stupidity.

I was at a bar talking to the hottest girl in the bar and went home with her ugly friend. That was my Mingus moment.

by Cm3nomore November 15, 2013

Menustration frustration

When your on your period and your angry

Calm down you've got a bit of menustration frustration

by Fxck November 4, 2015

Mengesh

The name "Mengesh" means sunbeam. Next to this man you will always experience only warmth, care, protection and peace of mind.
Mengesh is a very caring, sweet and kind guy. And incredibly handsome and hot! Just a treasure!

If you have Mengesh in your life, you are the happiest person in the world!

by Lilbeta January 1, 2022

Fichael Merguson

the Fichael Merguson is a move in which the female urinates in the males ass - at which stage the male then shoots the urine back like a fountain, covering said female in a mixture of urine shitty goodness.

I met this absolute dirty at the weekend, gave her the old Fichael Merguson

by Nipplebaw February 12, 2019

The ole' Mingus

When engaged in sexual activities with a female partner while not using a condom or any protection of any kind, use the the "pull and pray" method. Then avoid all contact during the following days.

" so did you give her the ole' Mingus?"

by #P4L January 17, 2016

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

mengks

a variation of "meng" or "mang" which means man. This has a hispanic origin in the depths of kennewick, wa.

-Yo mengks, what you talking about mengks?
-hello mengks, what are you talking, mengks?

by marcos f December 9, 2008