Marzano

a professional state (mainly in education) in which, no matter how extensive your education or how knowledgeable and prolific you are at your craft, your superiors have managed to effectively hold you in a constant state of being deemed no more than "average".

You didn't get your bonus? Damn, your boss just marzanoed you!!

by saigon183 August 4, 2011

Yesh Matzav

An Israeli expression that translates to "there is situation". The meaning affirmative, like "yes", "it is possible".
"Yesh" means there is. The expression exists in the negative way. See Ein Matzav.

(a) "Will you go shopping with me?"
(B) Yesh Matzav

by Leahmor May 3, 2005

Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew

"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005

Matai

Sexy, gets all the girls always out for a good time, energetic easy to chat to ;)

id tap a Matai any day

by Sehzza March 19, 2017

Matador

A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.

Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.

by VINAPBC24 May 29, 2008

matzah fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matzah fever.

by thaHNIC December 9, 2008

el matador defense

A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.

Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.

by El-Matador December 25, 2010