Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
Get the The Story of Mateus mug.Matheas is a wonderful guy. His jokes and puns are the best and he will make you laugh. With beautiful eyes, hair and a gorgeous smile, he will steal your heart. He is very smart and clever, always knows what is up and is caring. Whether he is your best friend, your lover, or both, you will never want to let him go.
by Ms. Courser May 19, 2016
Get the Matheas mug.Related Words
Matheus Estrella • Matheus Lima • matheus nguyen • matheusogrossexualismo • mathers • Mateus • Matheu • mateusz • Matteus • Mattheus
Kimberley Ann Scott Mathers is Hailie's mom and Eminem's ex wife. Her relationship with Marshall Mathers has been misunderstood by many people.
Eminem has "killed" her in two songs, "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" and "Kim". In fact, both songs are reconciliation attempts from Marshall, as he explains it in his book "Angry Blonde"...
Kim grew up with Marshall as his foster sister at his mom's home. In his recent "I Love You More" song (which is a spicy love ballad), Eminem expressed his unconditional love for Kim.
Kim has cheated on Marshall with John Guerra and the press has spilled a lot of ink about that event where Eminem himself got into trouble...and which could have cost him his career. Kim also has some cocaine addiction problems since 2001.
She's currently on probation till 2006.
Kim often gets insulted by my fellow female fans who should consider that her life has been exposed a lot and that whatever may happen between her and Marshall, it is none of our business.
Eminem has "killed" her in two songs, "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" and "Kim". In fact, both songs are reconciliation attempts from Marshall, as he explains it in his book "Angry Blonde"...
Kim grew up with Marshall as his foster sister at his mom's home. In his recent "I Love You More" song (which is a spicy love ballad), Eminem expressed his unconditional love for Kim.
Kim has cheated on Marshall with John Guerra and the press has spilled a lot of ink about that event where Eminem himself got into trouble...and which could have cost him his career. Kim also has some cocaine addiction problems since 2001.
She's currently on probation till 2006.
Kim often gets insulted by my fellow female fans who should consider that her life has been exposed a lot and that whatever may happen between her and Marshall, it is none of our business.
Kim is Hailie and Whitney's mom. Whitney is her second child from her relationship with Eric Hartter.
by Isabelle Esling October 16, 2004
Get the Kim Mathers mug.by weathrguy May 11, 2010
Get the eminem a.k.a. (Marshall Mathers) mug.by BoosterWritez October 25, 2022
Get the Mytheus mug.Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.
by w a s s u p May 4, 2019
Get the Mateusz mug.Nathan Mathers is Debbie Mathers' and Fred Samra's son and thus, Eminem's little brother. He was born on February the 3rd, 1986, in Detroit.
Nathan had a similar childhood to his brother's in Detroit. He has also been bullied at school and was placed in a foster home for about one year because the school administration suspected his mom to beat him up.
Nathan's best role model is his brother Marshall. He is an aspiring rapper and he seems to have an acting talent too.
Nathan had a similar childhood to his brother's in Detroit. He has also been bullied at school and was placed in a foster home for about one year because the school administration suspected his mom to beat him up.
Nathan's best role model is his brother Marshall. He is an aspiring rapper and he seems to have an acting talent too.
"And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that your phoney..."
Eminem, Cleaning Out My Closet
Eminem, Cleaning Out My Closet
by Isabelle Esling April 15, 2005
Get the Nathan Mathers mug.