masturpainting

the art of masturbating while painting or using your cum to paint a wall

Ryan finished masturpainting the bathroom

by jimmybot3 May 29, 2011

Masturpranking

Pulling a prank on your future self.

I indulge myself in masturpranking to keep myself on my toes

by missprincesszeremy April 29, 2024

masturphysimathecating

The act of using your mathematical and physical knowledge to write a large amount of equations and relations on a chalk/smart/dry-erase board while knowing that your students will not understand it. The major distinction is that when one does this, (s)he is absolutely sure that the mathematics is at a much higher level than what (s)he expects his/her audience to have studied. The action may result in a feeling of euphoria due to one's supposed intellectual superiority and one's ability to use knowledge for unadulterated fun (esp. at the expense of others' dignity and feelings of self worth). Masturphysimathecating can result in equaculation.

Example 1: The professor stroked his ego by masturphysimathecating on the board while relentlessly trying to hold back giggles brought about by the bewildered look on his students' faces.

Example 2: That looks like gibberish; I think he have right in front of us masturphysimathekite. (The past tense form is strange. It somewhat resembles German grammar and sentence structure for past actions. In other tenses the verb functions however one wants to use it. The verb can defy grammar since it will be used rarely and its meaning will almost always be unambiguous)

by Mangomagic January 25, 2013

Masturbayert

A small conical shaped structure similar to a tee-pee whose sole purpose is to accommodate the masturbating masses

We've got our grand opening of mount masturbation this weekend
So I've got to deck out (or is it dick out?) Our model masturbayert with vibrators dildos streaming laptops plenty of kleenex and fuck u futons for all the 'coming'guests!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Masturbraiding

The act of braiding ones own hair whilst climaxing to completion.

Matts mum caught him masturbraiding whilst he was watching Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

by hair guy 69 June 19, 2021

Masturslaytion

Ellie was slaying, alone, in her bed.

"hey mate you seeing anyone at the moment?"

"Nah man, I'm addicted to porn and masturslaytion"

by Peepeepoopoop August 27, 2023

MasterPlaylist

A playlist traditionally on Youtube consisting of playlists in a video.

Person 1: "Check out my MasterPlaylist, I sent you it."
Person 2: "Yea dude, What's the theme?"

by xxautoxx June 22, 2024