Massimo

A kid who is equivalent to limp dick and will never get any action and is usually somebody's bitch

That kid is such a massimo

by vincent iannece December 7, 2010

Masimo

Masimo is basically the best boyfriend ever. He's understanding, caring, and a great listener. You can act like a five year old with him but also have heart to heart conversations. Masimo has his struggles but always puts other people first. He acts strong but has a tendency to break down and not ask for help. He has the best eyes and personality. He can always manage to make you smile. Masimo is the sweetest, funniest, most amazing guy you will ever meet. It is extraordinarily easy to fall in love with his cute, sweet, and incredible self.

Friend: My boyfriend is so amazing!

Other friend: He must be a Masimo!

by Nanaduck October 27, 2019

massimo bassimo

someone stupid and a longer term for massimo

naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo
chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid

by therealraviross April 10, 2019

Masimo

Bro is probably child molestor fr fr. Don't get close to that mf fr fr, especially at night time.

That guy Masimo Dobric raped that lil mf fr fr

by KmicaIzOza January 12, 2022

Massimo

massimo a player and a fuckboy who breaks girls hearts. He acts different in front of his friends and dates girls older than him. Makes girls miserable and sad and leaves them for there best friends. He’s a faggot with a small dick and has noodle legs and goes up to girls to get there numbers while he’s still in relationship with someone.

1- did you see that girl crying her man left her for her best friend

2- yeah he was massimo

1x of course he was

by Megafagottbitchass July 12, 2019

Massimo

Massimo is a man he pull all of them hoes.he is strong and can’t crontol himself if you spot a wild massimo please call the police.he is a sexy beast but has a tiny dick !

I saw a wild massimo and had him arested

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 22, 2018

massimo

Usually someone that brags about his big fellar down there. He has huge ass lips and is known to be a fuckboy.he finds a way to make drama and get mad abt the smallest things. And he is a big puttana. Also he is very depressed most of the time

Person 1= hey have u seen that guy with the big lips? Person 2= yeah that’s massimo

by Johnny Cathy January 29, 2018