massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

Manscaping

The act of trimming or shaving the male pubic region

"What're you doing?"
"Manscaping"
"..."

by Kymbella November 11, 2013

manscaping

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble

oooh thats some nasty manscaping! Don't try this at home kids

by Audrey pawdry July 13, 2006

Manazing

An adjective that combines the use of the words man (an adult human male) and amazing (to affect with great wonder), to describe a person as a whole. Usually reserved for heros or men of great deeds.

"Superman is half man, half amazing.... He's manazing!"

by Manazing101 September 11, 2011

Manslaning

When a pseudo-hipster girl tries to look cool and agitated and messes her words and blames her phone autocorrect.

Joe: ... and that’s how a monkey is born.
Tine: Hey! Thats manslaning 101.
Joe: It’s mansplaining!
Tine: Are you manslaning manslaning to me??!
Joe: Someone should 🙄

by it-wasnt-me October 22, 2018

MBWA (Managing by walking around)

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.

Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?

by Office Space Guy September 18, 2017

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015