Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.

she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .

by orebs January 22, 2018

A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!

Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

See Diarrhizzy.

by Antonio “The Dooch” Ducciano January 13, 2023

Mandarin

Mandarin is the official language of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is wrong to call it Chinese, because there is another language in China, called Cantonese. They are not dialects of the invented "Chinese" language, but languages themselves. In China, there are many languages, Chinese Languages, but only one is official, and it is called Mandarin or "Putonghua".

Ezekiel: Hey, Luca! Where are you going?
Luca: Well, I'm going to my Mandarin lessons, so, I've gotta leave you 'cause I'm late!

by Ezechiel January 22, 2007

Bromantic Mancation

A heterosexual weekend getaway which could be misconstrued as a romantic getaway.

"My friend and I left our wives at home and had a Bromantic Mancation last weekend. We went to a few wineries, breweries and spent quite a few hours surfing together".

by bigginge June 9, 2011

manbition

1) One of many deeds men all over the world strive to achieve. Usually identified by the size of balls required, risk or difficulty involved in their attainment.

2) Used disdainfully by the fairer sex to describe an ambition only a male would have.

1) He recently fulfilled his manbition of sleeping with two sisters at the same time.

2)
Girl1: Hear about the guy who parachuted out of a hot air balloon at 3000 feet, then later landed on top of it?
Girl2: *sigh* There's a manbition.

by The Zeb July 14, 2007

Manathon

Two or more guys who spend a huge amount of time together without any women present.

Edward and Gerald ditched their wives for the weekend and went for a manathon of fishing and drinking.

by Leonard Loughborough September 29, 2010