Thunder Mallet

A mentally challenged narcissist with a large penis.

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.

by Tinyradman May 26, 2018

Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

millet

Pronounced "mill-lay", (i.e. fillet). A term for toilet, bathroom, water closet, etc. The word's origins lie in the misinterpretation of blackletter type characters on a bathroom door which actually read "toilet", not "millet". The word is most appropriately used with a slight British accent.

Pardon me, I've got to go use the millet.

by Aaron TW February 7, 2007

timmy mallet

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!

by hoder March 11, 2004

Milléts

When you're shopping at Millets and you want to sound posh, you call it Milléts (pronounced mill-ays)

Josh: Where did you get those shoes?
Nat: Milléts!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005