Mauled

To be eaten viciously

"Did you hear about the guy who was eaten by the grizzly at Yellowstone last week??"

"Yeah dude, he was his lunch! The bear totally mauled him!"

by JanisIanLesbian September 17, 2015

Minnesota Mauler

The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.

John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........

by mrm5593 September 26, 2006

Mauler

A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.

Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.

by Mrs apple pie April 5, 2020

Maulerism

Something either incredibly bad (fail) or incredibly good, usually used in the negative sense of the word.

"Wow, when he said 'you=noob' that was a complest Maulerism. Maybe next time he shouldn't be such an idiot."

by 1l2evenge January 20, 2009

Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

Coconut mauled

When you get clapperdoodled in fortnite

Picklevic86 #ad one pumped me and coconut mauled me in fortnite.

by Coconut mauler May 7, 2021

Mauled

can be used for anything mate NICE ONE

"Ill fucking Maul u"
"I just Mauled myself"
"Im Absolutely fucking Mauled"

by Adrian July 25, 2003