mauler

A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.

"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."

by nate d. September 27, 2006

mauler

Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.

"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."

by DonCorleone August 23, 2005

mauler

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk = -----
mauler = - - -

by bob garber July 30, 2008

mauler

see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler

"that ritchies a mauler"

by Ritchie88 January 31, 2005

Mauler

A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.

Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.

by Mrs apple pie April 5, 2020

mauler

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk= -----
mauler= - - -

by jake levine July 16, 2008

Manhattan Mauler

Donald Trump

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.

by JW Driver February 28, 2019