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madtown

Used, sometimes, by residents of Madison, Wisconsin to describe their fair city. More often, though, it's used by those who only wish that they were residents of Madison. These folks tend to congregate in Madtown on Halloween and New Year's Eve to get shitfaced, vomit on the sidewalk, start fights, get arrested, and generally prove why they're not fit to live in such a town (ie, they couldn't get accepted to the University of Wisconsin).
Hey guys, we're in Madtown! Let's drink some Natty Lite and get some hot college bitches!

Did you just say "hot college bitches?" You're not from Madtown are you?
by Dick B December 28, 2005
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Lady Madonna

Noun.

A female who conceives and births many children without the ability to pay for or properly care for the children. Typically lower-class women under the poverty line.

The term originated from a song by The Beatles of the same name.
That Octomom woman with the 8 kids is a real Lady Madonna.
by Mr. Tamborine Man October 20, 2010
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haqq al madonna

Used as an expression to show anger, usually when something bad happens, or in a fight OR when surprised. Literally translated it means "Fuck the Virgin Mary" and is used alot in the maltese language.
i) You're walking on Sliema front relaxx and you step in a pile of dog shit: "haqq al madonna min iz- zobb foxx il- liba ommu halla l kelb jahra hawn??" - "Fuck the Virgin Mary who the penis fuck his sperm mother let his dog shit here??"
ii) You see an old woman get hit by an angry Arriva driver: "Il haqq al madonna kif tajjarha!" - "Fuck the Virgin mary how he sent her flying!"
by Tikiiiii October 18, 2011
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Madoc

The next Lenin to live, a true genius, a true ladies man, he will help you any day, a mind of strategy,science, philosophy,funny, linguist, the definition of Einstein, can overthrow a country in 2 revelations.
Alan: did you let the madoc out
Bill: whoops
Country: becomes communist
by Catolf mitler May 21, 2018
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Madonnacation

To be educated in the superiority and glory of the Queen of Pop, Madonna.
Person 1: "Did you know that Madonna made vogue mainstream?"

Person 2: "No I didn't. Thank you for the madonnacation. Also, lady fadga is over!"

Person 1: "I know, just like SHITNEY"
by POPEDONNA June 12, 2018
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Madolf Bitler

Madolf Bitler is a 21st century dictator who is the source of the mass murdering of gingers. His minions are known as Yahtzees.
"Madolf Bitler just murdered the ginger kid from Harry Potter."
by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009
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Madoff

noun, verb, Madoffed, Madoffing.
–verb

1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.

-noun
2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.
Example 1 (verb):

Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."

Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"


Example 2 (noun):

Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."

Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"

Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."

Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."
by Beavis Comeavis January 9, 2009
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