MacBook Error

the FAIL term for MacBook Air, which, as we all know, is a weak little cousin of its bigger brothers. Super light, but really hampered by its lack of sufficient RAM and no upgrade possibilities.

Dude, this computer is SOOO SLOW, fuck!

well its cute, what is it?

Its a MacBook Error. i love it for its portability, i hate it for its little spinny ball of wait for ever.

by tommypjr April 28, 2010

Macbook bro

A bro who uses a Macbook Pro.

There were three bros in the living room, all on their laptops. I'm pretty sure one of them was a Macbook Bro

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 12, 2015

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.

"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."

by flangerium December 27, 2008

MacBook

Apples laptop with a 5 hour battery life.Period

I have a MAC!!!!!!
Mac?
Yes that overpriced computers by apple.
Did you pay $999 for a laptop that does the same as one from $499.
Yes if you want a black color and 200 MHz more you pay 1399
Dude serious, how are the graphics in cod4
It doest even open cod4 cuz it has a bad graphics card.
Owh, Unreal tournament 3
Nope to bad,
Super mario 64 in a emulator
It works but the fan goes to 6200 rpm after 2 minutes playing.
Owh, how is battery life
5 Hours
OMG, my alienware only get 30 minutes
HAHAHA
My alienware with its Dual SLI 8800 GTX and 2,8 Ghz beats macbook.
Really, do you carry a diesel generator to play 1 hour
No i use "stealth" mode to get 2 hours battery life.
What? a B-2 Stealth bomber? OMG
No, then the Gpu and Cpu gets under clocked
Macs dont need that shit.
Macs are just too big overpriced iPods
Haha, my mac has a magnetic power cord.
My alienware has 2 1000 watt power supplies to keep it just running.
Lol, mine is only 70 watt
Do you have a backlit keyboard,
No, you need to go pro for that ($2000)
Do you have customizable lights everywhere
No just a White apple on the back and a green caps lock light.
Lol i have 9 light zones.
Do you have a SMS
A what?
A Sudden Motion Sensor
No
When you lift my macbook a alarm goes off.
Lol, i have only 6 noisy fans to keep everything under 80 degrees Celsius.
I have only one silent fan.
Do you have a webcam built in
Yes its called a isight
A what.
A isight, thats apples name for a bad quality webcam
ROFLMAO
My lid will close with a magnet
Mine has 4 locks to keep it closed.
I have 2 speakers
OMG, i have seven just for the ultimate gaming experience
How much crashes vista?
Everytime, Shit it happens again (Bluescreen of death)
*User offline*
Hello
Are you there
Hello!!!!
Shit kernel panic screen
Hold down power button until computer turns off
*User offline*

by JasonMCapple May 17, 2008

Macbook Aluminum

The Macbook Aluminum is the redesign of the original Macbook by Apple. It was released during October of 2008. It is created by billeting a single piece of aluminum and creating what Apple calls the "unibody" which is a one piece aluminum enclosure. The Macbook Aluminum features a 13.3 inch LED backlit screen with a native resolution of 1280x800 and a glass enclosure with a black bevel. It features a Intel Core 2 Duo with either 2.0Ghz or 2.4Ghz depending on the model chosen. The 2.4Ghz model features a backlit keyboard and a larger hard drive. Other than that both models are the same. Each model carries the new nVidia GeForce 9400M which features 256mb of VRAM and offers a very fast and much improved 1066mHz frontside bus. The addition of this custom built card allows for larger files to be open and run at faster speeds. It also allows for Leopard to run faster and also opens up the ability for Macbooks to play demanding 3D games such as Call of Duty 4 at a very decent clip, something that was only previously possible on the Macbook Pro. This also allows for faster transfer of information from the processor to the RAM which is now expandable to up to 4GB. The other new addition is a completely single piece trackpad which is made of glass and incorporates multi-touch gestures. The new iteration of the Macbook also omits FireWire and replaces the AVI port with an Apple proprietary Mini Display port. The 2.0Ghz model is available for 1,299 dollars with the 2.4Ghz model at 1,499 as of this writing.

Microsoft Fanboy: I just bought this new Dell laptop and it wrecks at running Call of Duty 4! I mean dude!!!

Macbook Aluminum Owner: Hey... would you quiet down... I'm playing Call of Duty 4 on full texture settings and owning PC kiddies like you online if you don't mind...

by ManBearPig1942 January 2, 2009

Macbook

A computer made for petty girls and gay guys.

Girl: OMG Like OMG I like totality got a new Macbook.
Gay gay: OMG I got my new mac book, now ima go to Starbucks and get a frappe chino

me: Slaps face "im just gonna stick with my asus..."

by rap music is shit July 25, 2019

MacBook Air 11'

The thing that apple created obviosly in a rush just to make a quick buck. Marketed as powerful when in reality a Toaster could outperform it. Only good thing about it is that it is indestructible. Apple made no case for it and they have stopped making it now. Thank you for saving the younger population from having to buy one because it is one of the cheapest apple products.

The MacBook Air 11' Is a massive waste of Money

by Margie Thatcher December 4, 2017