Luggage Lafulglock

Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.

Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"

by Der wenig Führer November 11, 2021

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.

I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.

by Cristina8806 March 2, 2011

Luggage Compartment

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010

eye luggage

The "bags" under your eyes formed due to lack of sleep.

"Man, when was the last time you slept? You`ve got some serious eye luggage going on there."

by hongkong October 23, 2009

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010