The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"
Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"
Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"
Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."
Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"
Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."
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The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).
He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.
by SethFalco April 18, 2017
Get the lorfing mug.The act of thinking your friends are plotting against you while you are on a excessive amount of LSD.
1) "They kept focusing in on me, and that's when I realized they were looping me for real"
2) Josh "quit fucking looping me!"
Ian "no one knows what you're talking about dude"
2) Josh "quit fucking looping me!"
Ian "no one knows what you're talking about dude"
by Looper #358 June 12, 2013
Get the Looping mug.Where you only remember the chorus to that one song you heard on the radio and the chorus is stuck in your head, in a loop.
by __edel__ March 1, 2009
Get the looping mug.After a bad night of sex with your girl, make her a bowl of fruit loops. Instead of filling the whole bowl with milk, fill half of it with skeet. Then sit and watch her, while laughing.
by tucancum August 23, 2007
Get the Fruit looping mug.When you collect the bottle tops of your drinks from the night before, so that you can be sure of how much you drank.
Friend 1: Dude, why do you have so many bottle tops in your pocket?
Friend 2: Oh, I'm looping so that I'll know how much I've had.
Friend 2: Oh, I'm looping so that I'll know how much I've had.
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