Longmont

Longmont or Long-town is full of crazy shit. People that do drugs and have problems. But you can find you person that just keeps you going back to that shit hole of a town.

Kid: Mom when I was in Longmont this guy asked me for drugs.

Mom : Oh my you wont go back there ever again.

Kid: But mom I met the most amazing beautiful girl there.

by BASQUE PRESIDENT February 24, 2019

Longhenry

Let's friends win every now and then but if tries will never lose

Longhenry has done it again

by Hank6868 April 13, 2021

LONGBENOIYGU?

ducks are taking over in 2050

LONGBENOIYGU? Yes John ducks are taking over…we need to prepare.

by TheLeaderOfDucks June 9, 2022

longbenoiygu

Longbenoiygu is “long enough but” shortened. It is also a code word used by an army of feathered warriors, implying that they plan on world dominance.

Jacob: “So idk if it’s been longbenoiygu-“
Mike: “Bro what?”

by theferretfellow June 9, 2022

Longeningismicallialisminniumalismicisnowlingvemurdamningiumlaütismiclivnüm

A word to define short things.

I copy pasted the word Longeningismicallialisminniumalismicisnowlingvemurdamningiumlaütismiclivnüm.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl

“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026

Horatio Longden

Is a gay boy that likes dead memes and plays dying light all day. He will have no pussy in his whole life cause he is lonely.

"Horatio Longden is gay"

by GetRektBoi March 1, 2019