summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours

my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin

by flatty patty November 6, 2018

learnage

like eatage learnage is a garnered sum of knowledge

"Man... you need to go back to school and increase your learnage."

-"Hey Jim... where were you today we totally got the best chronic ever!"

-"Whatever man, I was in class gettin some learnage."

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.

I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.

by bottle of wine April 12, 2017

Elizabeth Learning Center

A high school in Cudahy, California.. the only high school there... this school is from grades pre school to 12 grade and has some very good students with high potential.. this school is from lausd

person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Elizabeth Learning Center
person 1: where is that at?
person 2: Cudahy

person 1: what? Cud what?
person 2: Cudahy!
Person 2: Man nobody knows us! :-(

by jumbojoe4050 July 4, 2011

Castle Learning

An online testing/review program designed by sadists who enjoy seeing students of all ages cry at receiving low grades while taking online tests that score themselves automatically. Every so often the system will randomly freeze before telling you whether you were right or wrong just to increase your heart rate 10 more BPM.

Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 16, 2016

what we learn

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.

"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn

by Hey what we learn October 28, 2019

Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015