To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011
Get the premature ejac-o-lantern mug.A hispanic girl with long black hair that’s wavy with big lips and beautiful blue/ golden brown eyes. Ella e muy cotiza pero hermosa. Una bendicion de dio💚. Very smart and interesting. She has a different vibe from the rest and is loyal. She has anger issues and she’s a crazy ass latins pero she’s An amazing caring person. Get you a laritza.
by Oneofherexs July 29, 2019
Get the Laritza mug.A banterous lad who has the green power ring and fights with the Green Lantern Corps
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"
"Wow this new lantern is such a lad. He's much cooler than Hal Jordan"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"
by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015
Get the green lanter mug.Me and old girl were messing around, but I forgot to take off my class ring. I just had to green lantern that ho.
by Coletrain December 12, 2007
Get the green lantern that ho mug.To Laintime is to overcome the odds and maintain the terrifying persona of a zombie. The act of Laintiming is to utterly crush any and all opposition, with an absolute degree of style. Typically, this results with the defeated person(s) rerolling a warrior. In the case that they already are a warrior, they pick up engineering and buy lots of health potions. The name is taken from a famous undead Warrior in the World of Warcraft. Also, you must perform superbly while listening to Papa Roach and Sum 41.
I totally Laintimed those two Paladins! They'll probably log after trying (unsucessfully) to repair their broken e-peen
by ForGoodOrForAwesome October 20, 2008
Get the Laintime mug.Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.
by MVP February 7, 2005
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