Definitions by BanterousNinja

bong 

An ornament used to decorate the houses of young adults. Can also be used to burn incense.

Mum, "Oh that's a lovely ornamental piece, what is it?"
Son, "It's my bong, it really pipes up this drab place"

bong by BanterousNinja February 27, 2015

Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

Planter by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

green lanter 

A banterous lad who has the green power ring and fights with the Green Lantern Corps

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"

"Wow this new lantern is such a lad. He's much cooler than Hal Jordan"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"

green lanter by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015