labort

verb. Regret of a decision that you didn't think through all the way.

I thought a 6 movie Kevin Costner marathon would be fun, 8 hours in and I labort it.

by Tofu Katsu December 14, 2011

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

laporatomy

Surgery on your hip

I fell and hurt my hip, turns out I need a laporatomy.

by How they make meth September 15, 2021

Lapor

Boobies Penis

Pussy popping lapor

by HELLOHAHAHHAHA October 14, 2021

lamport

very sexy boi. smart as heck. makes computer go beep boop. turing got his award.

I wish I was happy like Lamport.

by KinesceSexy November 21, 2021

LaCortney

Perfect Chocolate Goddess most likely a fire sign

sexy,smart,cool

I wish i had a LaCortney

by Incantatious November 23, 2021