knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

knit a sweater

code for smoking pot

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

Finger Knitting

when your GF Or BF Plays with your pubes or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a mass of hairyness or some kind of jumper.

last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my pubes into a scarfe to keep my dick warm!!

by DiJam May 12, 2009