kerfuffle yourself

Tickling ones anus while masturbating.

John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.

by Pskosis January 20, 2022

Kerfuffler

Someone who gets covered in farts in a public library.

That kerfuffler oughta be kicked out!

by ssssssasassssssey\ April 26, 2022

Kerfuffless

Drama-free, don’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t care less.

For me, this entire situation is Kerfuffless. I don't give a fuck! It may be a kerfuffel to someone else, but it's Kerfuffless to me!

by cunning2627 December 13, 2022

Kerfuffle

a fuss or commotion

joe: "What's going on here? Why is everyone running around and yelling?"

bob: "Oh, it's just a kerfuffle. Apparently, there was a mistake on the menu and now the kitchen is out of the special dish that half the customers ordered."

joe: "Wow, that's a big kerfuffle. I hope they can fix it soon."

bob: "Yeah, it's causing a bit of chaos, but I'm sure they'll get it sorted out eventually."

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023

Kurfluffled

(V) To be confused, unknowing.

I'm so kurfluffled of whats happening, please explain?

by qwertyquy April 9, 2025

Kerfufflefluggle

When you want to beat the ever loving shit out of a snuffleluffagus on Christmas morning

"I swear to fucking god steve, I'm gonna kerfufflefluggle that monstrosity of an elephant....i didnt want this again for christmas steve....im fifty seven."

by poopydickhairs September 12, 2025

truffle kerfuffle

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET

Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!

by Spiteful May 15, 2018