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kobe'd

To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.
"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."
by Running out of patience August 14, 2008
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Kobe Bryant

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE COME BACK KOBE
Man I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is gone.
by Thereal🥴 February 13, 2020
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Kobe Style

To go anal without permission during consensual sex, thus making the sex non-consensual.
She chased him out of the bedroom and threw his pants at him. Never again would he go Kobe Style on a woman he cared about.
by Tim Bax August 24, 2003
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Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."
by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009
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Kobe lobster

The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.

How I met your mother
by Omnijonn November 17, 2007
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National Kobe Bryant Day

August 24 (8/24) Rest in peace Kobe and Gianna🙏🏼🙏🏼
by Drose013 January 27, 2020
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kobe bryant

one of the most motivational people on earth the beast of a leader for the la lakers he was also a great parent sadly he passed at 9:47 cal time jan 26 2020 in an tragic helicopter crash some might say he got dunked into to the hill with his daughter where I come in and slap them and say to soon them what time is not to soon me never both silently shakes our heads he was number 24 and 8 both on the lakers he retired on 2016 and played for the lakers for 20 years he was one of the best basketball players of all time we all miss you Kobe we all miss you.
sad fact it was on my sisters b day and his crash was near my moms house they where heading to a game at his daughters academe clouds appeared and the pilot tried to get higher but sadly something went wrong and the helicopter crashed gone but never forgotten he was a legend we love you Kobe Bryant and we all miss you.
by yo yeet January 27, 2020
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