Kelp

Word means “kill for help”

Come kelp me I don’t know how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald

Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.

by Paperr November 10, 2020

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Kelp memes

Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.

Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene

by Kelp is hot December 11, 2021

Kelp

Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.

Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.

by Rodekoelkast June 22, 2020