Kelp

It is the opposite of sauce. When someone attempts in a sporting competition to style upon their opponent yet fails, they have just kelped themselves.

1: Damn you see last night's game?
2: Nah what happened.
1: This dude tried to break this guy's ankles but kelped his ass up

by UrbanSimm August 10, 2018

Kelp

Word means “kill for help”

Come kelp me I don’t know how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”

Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 24, 2013

Kelp memes

Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.

Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene

by Kelp is hot December 11, 2021

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 13, 2021

kelping

Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase

An example of using the verb kelping

Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!

by ciqc May 25, 2024