CalsTheCalzone's definitions

Eat kelp

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Among Us The Musical

This is something you should watch it is good not bad

Person 1: I just bought tickets for among us the musical. They were only $50000000000000000

Person 2: Wow what a good deal. Pog champ this is swag

by CalsTheCalzone March 14, 2021

That moment when Fortnite

When Fortnite

Hey bro, did you know that moment when fortnite?

Yeah man. Pretty epic

by CalsTheCalzone March 11, 2021

Komo Blows sucks

This is true

Hey that guy komo blows sucks and The Callan Life is the best

by CalsTheCalzone March 9, 2021

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Slipper in Estonian

suss

Person 1: Hey man you should look up what slipper in Estonian is

Person 2: That's suss

by CalsTheCalzone May 5, 2021

Charles Entertainment Cheese

The full name of icon Chuck E. Cheese

Bro my best friend just got molested by Charles Entertainment Cheese

by CalsTheCalzone March 9, 2021