Kipper

1)A 'Smoked' Haddock or Herring (Smokie) Popular in The UK
2)Somone who is deemed untrustworthy and cowardly,ie Two Faced and Gutless.

''I had Kippers for breakfast,mmm lovely''
All Polititians are Kippers!

by Kirk Rules April 9, 2006

kipper fanny

a really putrid vagina

that chick i had last night had a really smelly kipper fanny

by paddyl January 2, 2009

Kippes

1.) Futre wife
2.) loveable soul mate
3.) perfect girl
4.) Avenged sevenfold fan
5.) MINE!!!!!!!

Kippes is all mine

by gob9319 January 17, 2012

Kipped

One who is stoned or high

I am kipped off one hit. That suff got me kipped

by A. Gotlieb September 22, 2005

kepper

Alteration of the word keeper. If someone is a kepper, you want to hold on to them and date them as long as possible.

"Dude, your new girlfriend is such a kepper."

by Cabarette April 30, 2008

Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.

Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.

by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004

Done Up Like a Kipper

Done up/stiched up like a kipper, surely takes it's meaning from the term red herring, which means to mislead or distract from an important issue, in a trickster style.

A Red Herring, in the literal sense, is a particularly strong smelling fish called a Kipper that has turned a red colour following the smoking process traditionally used to preserve it.
Therefore, to be done or stiched up like a kipper, clearly means to be duped or tricked by false information that was there for all to see, (in hindsight).

For example: when someone purchases an item they believe to be far superior to what it turns out to be, based on the persuasion and false information by the seller.

He was done up like a kipper when he bought that car. Meaning the car was a pile of s*** and he was tricked when he payed top dollar for it.

by squeeze163 August 4, 2016