JokerStars

Nickname for the popular poker website PokerStars.

The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.

Guy#1. I got dealt pocket aces and moved all in.
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!

by Beeth October 17, 2007

Jewer

1. An individual who's behavior can only qualify as excessively desirous of wealth, profit, etc. to the detriment of other individuals around them.

Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017

Person 1: Has Carter paid you for last night's drinks?

Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!

by TheDeekyBlinders January 3, 2018

A Joker

When you ejaculate on a girls face after she asked you not to and ask "why so serious"

My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker

by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012

Jewery

Jewish behavior

Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.

by Hi-Hat January 1, 2011

Jaweria

Jaweria is a kind hearted soul, she may seem a bit rude at first but she’s a really softy! she’s funny smart and mercurial.

“Jaweria is so kind and nice!”

by YEETonYourkids October 12, 2019

Jomeroom

Homeroom in Spanish with a ridiculously cool accent..

this morning in jomeroom, pablo and carlos played guitar for the morning announcements....

by Egg007 February 9, 2010

Jokered

To stand someone up without warning or reason.

Josh said he was going to show up today, but he jokered us instead.

by Andy Anarchist December 15, 2010