jamnesia

In the sport of roller derby, at the end of a jam, when a player skates back to the bench and can't remember a single thing that just happened on the track. Caused by a combination of nerves, adrenaline, overload of quick, in-the-moment decision-making and whatever you call that thing your brain does where it represses things that are painful.

"WTF just happened out there? I have wicked jamnesia! Who got lead jammer? Why is our jammer in the box? Did I do anything good? Who was my partner? HEELLPPP!?"

by KittyT March 12, 2011

Jaboner

When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.

"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"

by White Lionel August 29, 2012

JMoney

The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.

JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.

“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”

by Handkink101 December 15, 2022

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

jasmone

A Person Who Is Loving, Keeps It Real And Always Put Her Family First. She Has Eyes That Will Put You In A Daze And A Smile That Will Make You Fall In Love She's Very Quiet And Lovable. She's The True Meaning Of Lady In Streets And Freak In The Sheets!

Guy-Damn I Wish I Had Me A Jasmone She's Everything

Girls- I Need Me A Friend Like Jasmone On My Team

by Caramel Babe!! December 22, 2016

jarone

A hardcore gamer who knows m.m.a and knows that if a bitch sends booty pics on the first date she got an s.t.d.and is also extremley smart and charismatic

Ayye my nig jarone

Wassup jarone

by Gsndkdksmwlamenxf April 21, 2018

Jabone

Pronunciation: "Juh-bone"

Italian slang for "asshole".

"Yo Tommy, take this frickin' jabone out back and shoot 'em."

by Martin Perucci October 29, 2006