Definitions by barrazjazz

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

Mucho jamon para dos huevos! by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

Klontz 

Close like a horse shoe, a hand granade or nuclear war.

That was so klontz!

Klontz by barrazjazz November 9, 2020