Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 10, 2020

Klontz

Close like a horse shoe, a hand granade or nuclear war.

That was so klontz!

by barrazjazz November 10, 2020