Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

Israeled by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israeled

When you get your ass handed to you by Israel

Hamas are getting Israeled right now

Israeled by Beepboppp23 December 29, 2023

Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.

What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him

Israeled by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023

Israeled

Horrific victimization.

You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.

Israeled by Reality Joe December 29, 2023

Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

Israeled by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

Israeled by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

Israeled by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023