Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
Get the Incontinent mug.A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
by JonasZD December 24, 2008
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by duoy dude1 February 13, 2010
Get the incognent mug.Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010
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2. Causing an inconvenience just to be a cunt.
2. Causing an inconvenience just to be a cunt.
Jack: I bought you some beers as I drank some of yours last night but I just realised they're alcohol free ones and the shops are shut.
Mike: You inconveniecunt!
Mike: You inconveniecunt!
by Mike Kinsella May 9, 2020
Get the Inconveniecunt mug.This hero's left eye is completely incontinuitous. He lost it in the first film, had it in the second one, and had an eye-patch in the third one, but on the wrong side!
by Squidoinkoo July 22, 2020
Get the incontinuitous mug.“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”
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