Ancient religion formed circa 2021.
Paintings and writings found during archaeological excavations in late 2021 say that it was created by one man one late night with his homies out of sheer boredom. While the number of people following this religion has been dwindling due to the rise of Islam (and another very similar religion that shall not be named), analysts at GQ predict that Humblism will be the most practiced religion in the world by 2050.
Religious scholars across the Pacific Northwest are still working on deciphering those recently found writings so the teachings and practices of this religion are still unclear and vague. Fortunately, it is rumored that the founder of Humblism is still alive. It is said that those who need it in their lives, those who deserve it the most, and those who are not humble will be sought out by the founder himself and blessed with Humblism.
References:
wikipedia/Humblism
oxfordlearnersdictionaries/definition/english/humblism
pewresearch/fact-tank/2021/12/12/why-humblings-are-the-worlds-fastest-growing-religious-group/
Paintings and writings found during archaeological excavations in late 2021 say that it was created by one man one late night with his homies out of sheer boredom. While the number of people following this religion has been dwindling due to the rise of Islam (and another very similar religion that shall not be named), analysts at GQ predict that Humblism will be the most practiced religion in the world by 2050.
Religious scholars across the Pacific Northwest are still working on deciphering those recently found writings so the teachings and practices of this religion are still unclear and vague. Fortunately, it is rumored that the founder of Humblism is still alive. It is said that those who need it in their lives, those who deserve it the most, and those who are not humble will be sought out by the founder himself and blessed with Humblism.
References:
wikipedia/Humblism
oxfordlearnersdictionaries/definition/english/humblism
pewresearch/fact-tank/2021/12/12/why-humblings-are-the-worlds-fastest-growing-religious-group/
Example usage:
Example 1:
Bro 1: Bro you've heard of Humblism?
Bro 2: Nah bro tf is that.
Bro 1: Bro you need to check it out. It'll change your life.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Bro I just won the nobel prize in physics!
Bro 2: Bro stfu you need a dash of Humblism in your life.
Example 1:
Bro 1: Bro you've heard of Humblism?
Bro 2: Nah bro tf is that.
Bro 1: Bro you need to check it out. It'll change your life.
Example 2:
Bro 1: Bro I just won the nobel prize in physics!
Bro 2: Bro stfu you need a dash of Humblism in your life.
by Cameron789 January 9, 2022
Get the Humblism mug.To bring up one's accomplishments in conversation and contextualize them as a harrowing burden or the product of an accident or fluke.
Peter was telling me that he has four job offers, but he doesn't know how it happened because he's "dumber than an unfrozen cavemen." I wish that dude would just own up to his accomplishments, I'm tired of his humblebrag routine.
by FoxHart June 7, 2011
Get the humblebrag mug.- You've just won the Nobel Peace Prize for basically not being George Bush. How do you feel?
- Humbled. I feel humbled.
- Oh, OK. You seem like a good guy.
- Humbled. I feel humbled.
- Oh, OK. You seem like a good guy.
by Bobby Tables October 9, 2009
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Get the on the humble mug.the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.
many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”
by the great auk September 16, 2018
Get the humble dump mug.a Humblehort is a kinda quirky boy who loves games such as Minecraft and Undertale. Humblehorts can only be seen rarely roaming the lands of Southeastern North America and West Europe. Humblehorts love the taste of cheese, beer, and onions, if you want a Humblehort for yourself, you need to use one of these items to gain it's trust. There is a very popular Humblehort, also known as Tyler Blevins, who is known by many 4-8 year-olds from around the world. Humblehorts come in a big variety, though they mostly wear eye-patches from scars during mating season and beards they usually acquire at the age of 15, they can be seen with short hair, or even no hair as there is no use for it to attract gamers from around the world. Humblehorts are creatures that are drawn to battles, every war/battle has had at least one Humblehort, including the Civil War, and the French-Indian War. If you encounter a wild Humblehort, make sure to praise it because of it's contribution in society.
That guy is a Humblehort because of the way he is obsessed with the war...
That Humblehort sure is quirky and funny
That Humblehort sure is quirky and funny
by Dr. Edward Gneumhjort October 10, 2019
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