PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
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During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021
Get the Polish Hostage mug.1) someone who is trapped in a conversation against their will. often they will try to change the subject, but no matter how many times they do, the conversation always moves back to the original subject. Sometimes, it is avoidable, but there are many scenarios where one cannot escape - eg, in college/school where one is sat at the same desk as a conversation jailer.
2) to hold someone conversation hostage
2) to hold someone conversation hostage
1) Jemma was forced to listen to Daisy talk about her dad and Burger King for an hour because she had no means of escape. Boy did she get held conversation hostage!
2) man, that Daisy held Jemma conversation hostage for an hour talking about Burger King! She's such a conversation jailer!
2) man, that Daisy held Jemma conversation hostage for an hour talking about Burger King! She's such a conversation jailer!
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Get the hostile underwear mug.Obvious tension and hostility between two people who have hooked up and now hate or resent each other without trying to hide it.
When you hookup with a co worker and then start to hate them and have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility in the room.
When you are hooking up with someone and they screw you over and you still have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility.
When you are hooking up with someone and they screw you over and you still have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility.
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