Hoof 5 

V - A high-5 like hitting of the two hands only in a fist like manner, hitting the palms together in the shape of a horses' hoof. Can be accompanied by whinnying and other typical horse sounds/behaviors.

Give me a Hoof 5! -clip clop clip clop- NEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!

Hoof 5 by cornvillehope October 19, 2010

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

hoof the back doors in by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.

"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."

hoof stomping by GatorGirl22 March 30, 2009

hoof it

to walk to a destination, as opposed to taking a motor vehicle or a bike.

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.

Person 2: Lets hoof it

Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour

*high fives*

half an hour later...

Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?

hoof it by quiggler October 7, 2006

Hoof Head 

Someone who looks like a barnyard animal or has some sort of animal like quality.

Look at you hoof hand, Hoof Head!!

Hoof Head by UsaOk :-) April 5, 2009

hoof rot 

A condition of the foot in which mushrooms grow between your toes. See foot fungus.

My feet itch and burn so bad, i think i have a moderate case of hoof rot.

hoof rot by Nutsakula July 28, 2006

Hoof Her in the Front Butt 

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

Hoof Her in the Front Butt by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015