Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

by westsaffa September 8, 2008

hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts, though nobody really knows exactly what they are. Yet most of them are believed to be good finders.

Dumbledore: Basically, I've been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor. Anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin. And the other two can just go wherever they want. I don't care
Cedric (stands up): Hufflepuffs are particually good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by totally awesome wizard! January 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

...what the hell is that?

All we know is that they're good finders... sorta.

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: ...what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

or

Dumbledore: I put all of the good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys in Slytherin, and everyone else goes to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

by Split Ends August 12, 2009

hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Hufflepuff

An underated Hogwarts house, Lots of people look down on it. As a Gryffindor, I don't really get it. Maybe because of this, So, basically, all the founders of Hogwarts decided to give the Sorting Hat specifications on what types of students they wanted in their house.

Godric Gryffindor wanted brave students,
Roweena Ravennclaw wanted Intelligent students,
Salazar Slytherin wanted cunning students,
And Helga Hufflepuff wanted the ones that didn't fit any of the other categories.
So, people think that they're the leftovers...
Well, Hufflepuffs are still awesome!

Person 1: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "What house are you in?"
Person 1: "Hufflepuff!"
Person 2: "Ewwwwwwwww"
Person 2: "I'm slytherin! Not a dumb Hufflepuff!"
Person 1: ";-;"

by CinnamonRollEliza August 25, 2018