hooded french

A sexual act which is done to a man during oral sex. The person giving oral sex puts his or her tongue on the end of the glans, then pulls the foreskin over his or her tongue, followed by rhythmic rotation of the tongue, giving the receiver intense pleasure.

"Sally, I tried that hooded french technique, it drive drove Hal off the wall!"

by BryanJ August 20, 2003

hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.

He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .

by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016

hooded knight

an uncut crown, an uncicumcised penis

ted has a hooded knight because in denver they dont cut the crown.

by semen demon November 11, 2003

hooded alien

Noun; An uncircumsized penis.

She wouldn't blow him because he had a hooded alien, and she doesn't like packaging on her meat.

by Becky C. May 27, 2008

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

by valorcco June 19, 2010

HoodedCobra

an uncircumsized penis

Girls love the way a HoodedCobra feels far more than those cut cocks.

by Hooded March 5, 2004