Hobbit

A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.

Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.

by Tressia June 7, 2004

hobbiting

Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature

Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks

by Fredster C June 13, 2008

Hobbit

Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...

Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit

by NakedSnake March 5, 2005

hobbited

When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.

Dude, you just got hobbited!

by Popovich2 January 25, 2011

The Hobbit

A young blond hair man, at St. Francis University, that creeps around St. Francis Hall, lurking in, and out of Jesse's / Ian's room. Hobbit

The Hobbit was lurking in the shadows today.

by Chris M. M October 20, 2008

Hobbit

Hobbit, v: to bring futile and destructive industrial action at the last minute.

It would be reassuring if the Council of Trade Unions would confirm now that it will not Hobbit the Rugby World Cup.

by GollumMyPrecioooouuuuus October 28, 2010

The Hobbit

A sex move during the standard missionary position (man on top woman on bottom), where once the woman is finished (either achieving orgasm or loss of interest) she raises her knee to her chest, places her foot on the man's chest and kicks him off of her.

I'm tired of this, get off me or I'll use the Hobbit on you. -I Invented it.

by TeenageDirtbag February 21, 2007