Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome

One of the more severe side-affects of consistent and long-term use of online-social-networking software and technologies prescribed in normal circumtances to help cure social insecurities through a veil of anonymity and impersonal communications. Premature Enter-Hitting-Syndrome is recognizeable by the tendency to awkwardly send incomplete and/or inappropriate (whether intentional or accidental) messages to a fellow peer who is being communicated with. If premature enter-hitting-syndrome becomes recognizeable and persists for any length of time, sufferers should immediately stop the use of online-social-networking at the risk of further damaging their social reputation and ability to communicate with others. Activities such as meeting up with peers in person should be considered to offset the need for online-social-networking which may also offer other positive and noteable side affects such as being happy and having friends.

Premature enter-hitting-syndrome example:

Kellie: Don't tll anyone but I like Jordan
Brit: *this person has gone offline*
Kellie: 's new shoes
Brit: *online*
Brit: Omg you like Jordan? I just told Kevin!
Kellie: shit.

by Thatnameisalreadyinuse May 11, 2009

faith hilling

Fake meme invented by the TV show South Park where one uses their fingertips to pull outward the chest of their shirt to create the look of fake breasts, and takes a picture. It is meant as a commentary on how silly internet memes have become.

Tebowing is so two-thousand-and-LAME. It's all about Faith Hilling now.

by Sinewave October 21, 2012

hitting on

Flirting with another person beyond a general acceptance of friendship.

BOY: Your body is simply breathtaking, and your long flowing hair....so perfect i can't put it to words.

GIRL: You are hitting on me.

by **Bryan** November 10, 2005

Bro Hitting

When a dude hits tries to become the best friend of someone in the room who is also a guy. Thus making the "reciever" extremely akward.

Dude, Jon is totally Bro Hitting on Lars.

I know, its kinda akward.

by The Ukrainian October 7, 2010

hitting the boards

1. winning or scoring

2. hitting the sideboards in hockey, causing injury

1. They won, hitting the boards for 10 points.

2. Hitting the boards, he broke his arm

by Floyd E. Batchelder May 17, 2008

Hitting the Bellagio

Taking a massive shit……that is two parts.

First part is wet, second part is solid.

Hitting the Bellagio: Verb

“Hey Phil (Kessel) I’ve gotta go hit the Bellagio”

“Make sure to tip the shoe shine guy on the way out”

by Fat Fuck Phil January 18, 2023

hitting the links

A links is the oldest style of golf course, first developed in Scotland. The word "links" comes via the Scots language from the Old English word hlinc : "rising ground, ridge" and refers to an area of coastal sand dunes and sometimes to open parkland.

Colloquially, ‘hitting the links’ would simply be a slang way of saying ‘hitting the golfcourse’ or ‘playing a round of golf’.

Me: Yo Bro Namath, when are we hitting the links again?

Friend: You tell me Brobi-wan-Kenobi. I can get us a tee time for tomorrow if you really want to play.

by Cutmylifeintwopizzas June 23, 2018