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Hubitch

N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008
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