patricia heaton

an actress famous for her role as ray's wife debra in everybody loves raymond. considered one of the ultimate milfs, along with diane lane and pamela anderson.

i dont care how old she is i wanna bang patricia heaton.

by ballerific March 21, 2007

heathrow injection

A metaphor for the weight one inevitably gains when one migrates to London for an extended stay. It is attributable to the face-paced lifestyle that leads one to eating mostly take-away and fast foods.

Person 1: "I reckon i'm getting a little tubby. I think i'm developing love handles."
Person 2: "Yeah well you've been here in London for three months now. That's the heathrow injection right there. I've been here for two years now. Look at this flab on me. I slap it and it makes waves."

by SITS Industries, CEO April 8, 2006

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008

Hatorade

An imaginary beverage that one sips or drinks to become someone that hates others, typically of a specific group.

Man, stop sippin' that Hatorade, and start lovin' your fellow man.

by roofdiddla July 20, 2011

Haetorian

Another word for calling someone a hater, implying confrontation towards said hater. A reference to the execution attempt scene from the movie gladiator.

**Stoner casually enjoys his legal right to smoke pot**
Hater: Hey, don't you know that pot's illegal!?
Stoner: HAETORIAN! **raises fists**

by pcshBinyaBinyaInya August 27, 2012

Heanor

A small town in England on the edge of Derbyshire. Many of the children are inbred and go to Heanor Gate Science College. Sometimes you'll see a wild woman smoking a fag outside her door in a dressing gown at seven am while these children make their way to school. The main landmark is Crest of the Wave in Heanor market. It's a beautiful place - full of skets - but not to be confused with Ilkeston or Cotmanhay, which are ten times worse than Heanor.

"The only place worse than Heanor is Ilkeston."
"I wouldn't want to go to either!"

by yolk123 May 4, 2020

Alaskan Heater

When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.

I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.

by Chrayoss August 11, 2019