Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
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