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halfsies

when you get an erection that is only about half way erect. This happens when you are subconciously turned on.
Aw dude! I got halfsies when I was petting your cat. I got halfsies when my aunt gave me a massage. I got halfsies from riding a horse.
by Sam-da-man September 17, 2008
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Halfsies

When you shit but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.
Convo in Taco bell bathroom

Kyle- What the fuck is taking so long
Dan- Bro i got halfsies so bad right now
Kyle- Damn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
Dan- I know thats why im trying to get it all out now!
by ThemanThelegend September 7, 2010
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halfsie

A half ounce of weed (14.5 grams). Costs about 80 dollars canadian.
Most people cop halfsies cuz ther too broke to buy ounces
by Curly Dino July 7, 2006
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halfsies

half-brothers or sisters. people who share one parent, but not the other. eg, people with the same mother but different fathers.

you could also spell or pronounce it "halvsies", but you'd look like a retard.
Girl1: "I thought you had a brother. How come I never see him anymore?"
Girl2: "My sister and I live here with our mom, but our halfsies live in Texas with their dad."

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Guy1: "Megan and Ryan are spending a lot of time together. Are they dating?"
Guy2: "No way, man! They're halfsies!"
by MattJ77 March 12, 2009
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Halfsie

A bisexual person. Refering to being half way "out the closet".
Carla won't go out with Mary because she doesn't date halfsies.
by Dushtie January 9, 2008
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hadisidon

the mix of hadis (the god of death) and posidon (the god of the sea and earthquakes)
by hadisidon March 28, 2010
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Halfsie

"Dude, did you see that chick? I think she had a dick!"

"Yeah dude, Halfsie - upper half woman, bottom half dude"
by WiggityX January 27, 2009
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